i'm not as think as you drunk i . . . where's my pants?

Man accused of running pantsless through Metairie parking lot; barging into neighbor's home

Published: Monday, August 23, 2010, 4:07 PM     Updated: Monday, August 23, 2010, 8:49 PM

 Michelle Hunter, The Times-Picayune 
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A Metairie man was arrested twice during the weekend for allegedly running around a motel parking lot partially nude on Saturday, then forcing his way into a neighbor's apartment the next day, according to the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office.

JPSODennis Bryant

Jefferson Parish deputy sheriff Brett Zikmund was dispatched to the Shoney's Inn, 2421 Clearview Parkway at about 11:15 p.m. Saturday after receiving an anonymous complaint of a naked man running around the parking lot, according to an incident report.

Zikmund arrived and spotted a man in the lot wearing just a red T-shirt and nothing else. At the sight of the deputy, the man climbed into a dumpster, the report said.

Zikmund managed to fish the man, later identified as Dennis Bryant, 23, out of the dumpster, noting that he smelled of alcohol and had trouble standing upright, the incident report said. Bryant admitted that he had been drinking.


[Um, no shit, Sherlock.]

louisiana on the lifetime channel, for real

Some of my Facebook friends sent this submission my way: Ruston, Louisiana (my hometown!) on Lifetime's On the Road with Austin and Santino. It's not a very Oh, Louisiana episode, although there are some slightly embarrassing moments involving the random appearance of chocolate cake during a shopping trip and a birthday cake outfit somehow being kept in the T.L. James house. On the other hand, who should be embarrassed about cake, whether it be in freshly baked or in the form of an outfit? Click the link below to watch the second episode, "Basic Training." For extra points, count how many Gone with the Wind references are made.

http://www.mylifetime.com/shows/on-the-road-with-austin-santino/video/full-episodes